"Get in the car, ," said the stranger in the white van.
"Who are you? How do you know me?", said .
"GET IN THE DAMN CAR!"
"But where are we going?", said
- a few hours later*
"...This place looks kinda run down..."
"Esh, that building looks terrible...wait...wait who's that in the window..."
"NO. NO NOT THIS! I'M NOT GOING IN THERE. I CAN STILL BE USEFUL!"
- thunk thunk thunk*
", you knew this was coming."
- thunk thunk thunk*
"Hey. You got company.", said the stranger.
- locks the door*
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Look at us, yourself, humanity... We are all scared little children now... Whatever happened to the glorious days? The days without technology. Nowadays, everyone has a phone, they text in class, they have access to every book in the Library of Congress at their fingertips. What happened to going outside, hiking, climbing trees, the world?
Aaron goes hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.
1958 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Aaron's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Aaron. They then bask and talk about their kills and start shooting nearby pigeons and see who is better.
2012 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Aaron hauled off to jail and never …
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That was the sickest game ever! And no, i don't mean sick as in awesome. I mean sick as in revolting! I got lost after the rule where you must leave 1 pokemon behind. Why doesn't Emolga hop along with Umbreon and Espeon? And Bittercold... Another fake "Pokemon"—yes i know its not a Pokemon. Looks like srg is gonna add another personal Pokemon @.@. It shall gain HP and attack power whenever someone spams, all capps, kills, etc.Read more >
"OMG! Did you see??? He bumped into me! I am never cleaning this shirt ever again!"
Is there someone in your life that you feeling magnetized to? Do you go into the shower drains and steal his or her fallen hair? Do you take pictures of him/her and post it on the collage of aforementioned pictures on your wall? Do you have a shrine in your room devoted to this person and believe he is your king, your leader, your master... your GOD? Then you, my friend, have Stalkergitis! (A portmanteu of the world Stalker, a person who follows someone around, and gitis, meaning sickess.} Yes, you should be worried.
"Why won't you love meeee!?!?!?!?!"
Being a stalker isn't all fun and games. Sometimes you lose your target. Sometimes he/she gets into a relatio…Read more >
The Life as a Pokemon
You think being a Pokemon is fun and easy. However, it's beyond something else: It's horrendous! You all have to scavenge for your own food, sleep in dirt some of us unprosperous beings, don't forget the raids! OH NO! The raids! Armies of Pawniards and Bisharps come every day threatening to destroy us if we don't surrender the resources we attained. The environment is becoming scarce. Chips of Oran Berries are all that we have. Nothing wants to grow in this damn land. Oh Arceus, please not abandon us with Tamato Berries. Not even the wretched, fiends won't take those, as it will burn there guts till dawn. If we do not meet their criterion, they will take one of my brethren away! I've yet to see any of my brothers and s…Read more >